INSIGHT:THERE IS NOTHING RATIONAL ABOUT ORDERING A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF MEAT FROM THE INTERNET
CAMPAIGN:Insanely Tasty Meat, Delivered To Your Door
before an omaha steak can be cooked, it needs to be thawed and rested.
to help with that, the box turns into a little bed for meat.
The receipt is also a certificate of meat-marriage, to prove that the love between a steak eater and their steak is not only deep and lasting, but also legally binding.
at tailgate events, a van called the hambulance will show up with steaks.
it will deploy a meat delivery drone, so that people can get more steaks without having to walk to the other end of the parking lot.
there are many different types of meat avalable from omaha.
figuring out how to cook them can be confusing.
so omaha will provide instructions in the form of a hardcover cookbook.
There will also be a meat calendar, to remind people when it’s time to buy more tasty meat.
